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pappymac

pappymac

Lifer
Feb 26, 2015
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4,327
Who needs fiction when you get real stories like this. I see a made for TV movie coming soon.

 
bryguysc

bryguysc

Can't Leave
Feb 4, 2015
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a security officer tested out the process to see if it was plausible.
Barnes laughed. “That’s a bit above the call of duty.”
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I wonder how they chose who would do that.

 
iamn8

iamn8

Lifer
Sep 8, 2014
4,248
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Moody, AL
That guy stole an assload of gold... what a load of crap :) it's never easy to judge people, but it's that judges dudy

 
pitchfork

pitchfork

Lifer
May 25, 2012
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606
Canadian Anal Gold
So... it turns out this isn't a thread about a new Virginia-Perique blend. 8O

 
pitchfork

pitchfork

Lifer
May 25, 2012
4,030
606
“They’re not that big,” the defence lawyer said of the allegedly stolen lumps of gold. “They’re about the diameter of an Oreo cookie, and about two-and-a-half times as thick.”
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WARNING: Objects in Rear are Larger than they Appear

 
mso489

mso489

Lifer
Feb 21, 2013
41,210
60,454
That's why law enforcement is always exploring the orifices. Beg pardon, but I think I'll skip the clip. I get the idea. Freud said that people equate feces with gold in some primitive way. I admit, I think Freud was as much a wacky poet as a psychiatrist. A lot of his foundational theories are categorical, one interesting choice out of a thousand possibilities, many of which are as cogent. But unlike Freud, I don't have millions of followers.

 
mso489

mso489

Lifer
Feb 21, 2013
41,210
60,454
Okay, so I had to read the clipping. The phrase that made me laugh out loud was laundering the proceeds. Well, I guess so.

 
kiel

kiel

Starting to Get Obsessed
May 27, 2016
208
2
His prison cell will be at the Wonka Factory next to the geese.

 
stranger

stranger

Might Stick Around
Apr 27, 2016
86
0
I heard he got caught when he farted and all the coins came out like he won on a slot machine.

 
mso489

mso489

Lifer
Feb 21, 2013
41,210
60,454
I can see him at the grocery saying, "Just a minute, I think I can pay you in gold. If I can just get it out. Wait a minute."
And the check-out lady saying, "Sir, what are you doing?"

 
mackeson

mackeson

Part of the Furniture Now
Mar 29, 2016
758
2
Canadian Anal Gold
So... it turns out this isn't a thread about a new Virginia-Perique blend.
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That settles it. I'm naming one of my home blends "Canadian Anal Gold" just so someone asks why and I get to start the explanation, "Well I was looking on the internet..." - "Please stop there, I don't want to know"

 
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