AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! THATS MY TIN OF TOBACCO, GIVE IT BACK BITCH! UUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!! DONT TOUCH THAT TAMPER....ITS MINE DAMN IT!!!!!!! MY 2 YEAR OLD NEEDS THAT TAMPER!
Thank god, I do most of my shopping online throughout the year. Can you imagine if everybody smoked a pipe. The local B&M's would turn into a mass of imbeciles. I just keep imagining that B&M in front of some Walmart somewhere. Two codgers smoking some OTC, as the zombies start to line up day before Thanksgiving. Mouths open, thanking god that the masses don't smoke pipes or cigars. Ugh.