Like the title says, I suggest taking any pipes from your teeth and setting them down. Drinking anything while reading this could be hazardous to your interweb equipment.
I have to be the first person to have done this, or the first person to have admitted it that I can see so far. .
I was going to the washroom and decided to bring my MM General clenched in my teeth and I had me a little sneeze come on..............
Thinking I had my pipe chenched good I decided to let the sneeze out and try to hold a little of it in so as not to blast hot tobacco out and risk a burn...... Low and friggin behold my pipe landed with a splash and sizzle followed immediatley by a loud stream of curse words matching the other stream that no man would dare stop.
After sanitizing my pipe, that's now drying, and will be getting another dose of alcohol in the morning. I decided to write a little caution to us guys. Don't take a leak with a pipe in your mouth... For your pipes sake, and the unholy words that will arise from the bathroom and scar your wife and children forever. Please heed my warning.
That is all. Thank you.
I have to be the first person to have done this, or the first person to have admitted it that I can see so far. .
I was going to the washroom and decided to bring my MM General clenched in my teeth and I had me a little sneeze come on..............
Thinking I had my pipe chenched good I decided to let the sneeze out and try to hold a little of it in so as not to blast hot tobacco out and risk a burn...... Low and friggin behold my pipe landed with a splash and sizzle followed immediatley by a loud stream of curse words matching the other stream that no man would dare stop.
After sanitizing my pipe, that's now drying, and will be getting another dose of alcohol in the morning. I decided to write a little caution to us guys. Don't take a leak with a pipe in your mouth... For your pipes sake, and the unholy words that will arise from the bathroom and scar your wife and children forever. Please heed my warning.
That is all. Thank you.