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   igloo
   

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   How fast can you guess these words?

   1. F_ _K

   2. PU_S_

   3. S_X

   4. P_N_S

   5. BOO_S

   6. _ _NDOM

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   1. FORK

   2. PULSE

   3. SIX

   4. PA NTS

   5. BOOKS

   6. RANDOM

   You got all 6 wrong... didn't you?

   Well, you don't have Alzheimer's, but you are a pervert

   “There was an awful suspicion in my mind that I'd finally gone over the hump, and the worst thing about it was that I didn't feel tragic at all, but only weary, and sort of comfortably detached.”

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   crazeybobby
   

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   I guess I am a pervert, or I have something on my mind.

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   excav8tor
   

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   There are three good things about getting Alzheimer's.
   1. You meet new friends everyday
   2. You can wrap your own presents
   3. You meet new friends everyday

   "A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to stick in his mouth." - C.S. Lewis

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   Heck, all you had to do was ask me if I was a pervert,....I'da said yes, you didn't have make me take a test.

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   Can I wrap my own presents?

   If at first you don't succeed you are running about average.

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   Of course you can Unclearthur... and Welcome to the site we're glad to have you...
   Just dive right in.
   We'd love to see some pictures and we'll be glad to answer any questions you might have...
   

   
   My Pipe Slide Show
   

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   If you really have Alzheimer's, then you wouldn't understand the answers,
   much less even know what a pervert is, or why people are upset with you
   for what you did yesterday. Just remember, Alzheimer's offers the poor
   man an affordable opportunity for a new adventure every day...

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   And each time you open that present you wrapped .... you will be surprised about the gift .... each and every time.
   

   Sola Virtus Invicta

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   Hell, Alzheimer's is starting to sound like a pretty good deal!

   
   The best gift to give a woman is what she told you she wanted when she thought you weren't listening.

   Posted 1 year ago #
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    I got books right. . . guess I'm not a boob man ha ha.

    Sincerely,
    
    Yoru

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    unclearthur
    

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    OH Joy!!!!

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    Bubba
    

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    I let the wife answer this and hers were dirty! I guess I married a pervert!

    Mason jars and bale top jars, mason jars and bale top jars.... that is all!
    
    "There’s truth in the statement that pipe tobacco will never be any less expensive than it is today, so think of your cellar as a cost averaged investment" - G.L. Pease

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    Tommy
    

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    Quit braggin'!

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    Bubba
    

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    Uhh, what was the question?

    I've always been crazy but it's kept me from going insane.

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    Yeah, but can I wrap my own presents..................... Huh?

    Posted 1 year ago #

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