Adult Truths *** 1. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. 2. Nothing stinks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. ... 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font. ... 5. How in the world are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 6. Was learning cursive really necessary? 7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. 8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. 9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired. 10. Bad decisions make good stories. 11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. 12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again. 13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to. 14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. 15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well. 16. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option. 17. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger. 18. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said? 19. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters! 20. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever. 21. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey -but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time
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Adult Truths
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“There was an awful suspicion in my mind that I'd finally gone over the hump, and the worst thing about it was that I didn't feel tragic at all, but only weary, and sort of comfortably detached.”Posted 8 months ago #
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+1 All true!
Posted 8 months ago # -
lol
My life in a nutshell!Snus, snuff and briar.
Not much more required in a day.
Brian from Oregon USAPosted 8 months ago # -
Lol and from what i hear it just gets Better
New Zealand
Peter Piper.
Give me the weed, the fragrant weed, My wearied brain to calm; In a wreath of smoke, while I crack my joke, I'll find a healing balm.Posted 8 months ago # -
profound truths from another Genius
Marry the right person, this one decision will determine 90% of your happiness.
Does a culture based on seperation and competition, of scientific sophistication and mideval religion, offer happiness even as it ravishes the Earth that sustains it?Posted 8 months ago # -
Those are great!
A tattoo on a beautiful woman is like graffiti on a Ferrari.Posted 8 months ago # -
That paragraph is my new credo.
The best gift to give a woman is what she told you she wanted when she thought you weren't listening.Posted 8 months ago # -
Great post.
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Awesome.
I'd save that whole thing as my signature, except that 22. For every fifty great ideas, I'll follow through with one of them, and that will take me a few months to get around to.Posted 8 months ago # -
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You forgot one. When I am feeling particularly grumpy, I tell my younger friends that one day they will wake up sore or hurting from something and they have had their last pain free day. For the rest of their lives they will hurt or ache somewhere to some degree every day.
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Wow that just made my night! Thank you
Mason jars and bale top jars, mason jars and bale top jars.... that is all!
"There’s truth in the statement that pipe tobacco will never be any less expensive than it is today, so think of your cellar as a cost averaged investment" - G.L. PeasePosted 8 months ago # -
True, so very true.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are small and crunchy and taste good with ketchup.Posted 7 months ago # -
Love it!
"I used to cry because I had no shoes. Until I met a man who had no feet"- My favorite and I use it to get by...
Support The Epilepsy Awareness Foundation!Posted 7 months ago # -
You hit a home run.
U.S.M.C. (SEMPER FI)Posted 7 months ago # -
Very true and you know when you're old when you go in an antique shop and remember using the stuff in there
Posted 7 months ago # -
Geez, and here I was working so hard to convince myself that I wasn't getting old.
Amusing read, thanks for the chuckles. The "Word" one struck me as especially funny (because I have experienced it).
Mason
And though it is much to be a nobleman, it is more to be a gentleman. - Anthony TrollopePosted 7 months ago # -
true, so true.
edm
Posted 7 months ago # -
ms word brings out the worst of my paranoia
A man without a pipe is a man unpreparedPosted 7 months ago #
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