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igloo

Lifer
Jan 17, 2010
4,083
5
woodlands tx
Adult Truths *** 1. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. 2. Nothing stinks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. ... 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font. ... 5. How in the world are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 6. Was learning cursive really necessary? 7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. 8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. 9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired. 10. Bad decisions make good stories. 11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. 12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again. 13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to. 14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. 15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well. 16. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option. 17. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger. 18. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said? 19. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters! 20. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever. 21. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey -but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time

 

lonestar

Lifer
Mar 22, 2011
2,854
161
Edgewood Texas
Awesome.

I'd save that whole thing as my signature, except that 22. For every fifty great ideas, I'll follow through with one of them, and that will take me a few months to get around to.

 

pipetrucker

Part of the Furniture Now
Sep 13, 2010
937
1
Following the white rabbit
Geez, and here I was working so hard to convince myself that I wasn't getting old.
Amusing read, thanks for the chuckles. The "Word" one struck me as especially funny (because I have experienced it).

 

mso489

Lifer
Feb 21, 2013
41,210
60,433
That's a prose poem everyone should receive printed and folded in their card on their fortieth birthday. Before that, it would make no sense.

 
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