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A Morta Munchin' Fiend...

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  1. zack24

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    I'm known for making the occasional pipe, but I also apparently make really tasty doggy treats...I sold this pipe a few weeks ago to a great guy on the West Coast and didn't hear anything after it arrived- I finally got the gory details this weekend. He smoked the pipe one time- probably with the Stonehaven I sent in the package...thought it was an amazing smoke...and left it out on his coffee table overnight. The next morning, there is one guilty looking Boykin Spaniel named Draeger and the evidence of his evil deed everywhere...Draeger is a PTSD Service Dog in training...and apparently very much a Morta Munchin' Fiend... The pieces should arrive in my shop this week...and I'll try it again- not sure if anything but the stem can be salvaged...



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  2. cortezattic

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    With a face like that one can get away with anything!

    I find myself sitting idly on the line dividing past and future,
    as if I could kill time without injuring eternity. -- Thoreau
    Posted 1 year ago #
  3. joeman

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    You could have a little side business, if folks were willing to pay just a 'little' more for canine treats!

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  4. seacaptain

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    Now he's a PAD service dog.

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  5. btp79

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    That poor dog in the first picture looks absolutely MORTAfied. Sorry, it was just too easy

    Beautiful dog though!

    Posted 1 year ago #
  6. anthonyrosenthal74

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    I'm not saying I cried a little after seeing the photos of that pipe... but I might have cried a little.

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    Posted 1 year ago #
  7. upnorth1

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    Geez, I'd better put my pipes a little farther out of reach. I have one of "those" dogs but he hasn't shown an interest in my pipes ... yet!

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  8. jpmcwjr

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    Same. But nothing of interest gets left on a coffee table. Even the kitchen counters are not exempt from Hector, who is more interested in the forum than my pipes....

    I know that you believe you understood what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
    Posted 1 year ago #
  9. cosmicfolklore

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    His new name should be "Jaws" Dang, look at what he did to that morta stummel.

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    Posted 1 year ago #
  10. balkisobrains

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    To me, the bowl still looks kind of cool that way. If he's getting a new pipe, maybe that one can be cleaned up a little and a new bamboo piece installed, and sent back as well.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  11. seacaptain

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    It's the new Canine Rusticated finish.

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  12. james72

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    Now that's something you don't see every day!

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  13. zack24

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    It was actually a pretty funny story....the dog definitely had one of those looks like he was blaming the cat for what happened...

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  14. brian64

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    Universal rule of living with a canine: anything left on the coffee table overnight is fair game.

    “Bipartisan usually means some larger-than-usual deception is being carried out.” – George Carlin
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  15. saltedplug

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    My cat confines her eating to chow and yummies, and then of course whatever I'm eating. If I'm eating it she wants it, even though she turns down any number of human edibles. She's coming around on Ben and Jerry's but we're working on potato salad.

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  16. snoopy311

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    Morta chew toys.... Maybe the dog is on to something.

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  17. agnosticpipe

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    Yeah, that dog looks "mortified" by what he did. Nah, not really. Sorry to see that happen though...

    The pipe smoker formerly know as agnostic pipe
    "Fried food, hard liquor, and tobacco, that's the holy trinity!"- Stacy Keach
    Posted 1 year ago #
  18. peckinpahhombre

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    But seriously, haven't we all eaten a pipe on a few occasions?

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  19. jpmcwjr

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    Er, no, I've never eaten pipe. Not that there's anything wrong with that.....

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  20. barepipe

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    I think it must have been the Stonehaven that attracted him.

    You can see it in his eyes, he is a stoner.

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    Posted 1 year ago #

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