Your not going to beleave this, I was just out side smoking one of My Falcon pipes and a seagull flew over and crapped in it. Glad it was in My hand. Looks like Seagulls don't like Falcons. 
U.S.M.C. (SEMPER FI)
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A Bird Just Pooped in My Pipe
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PICS OR IT NEVER HAPPENED!!! HAHAHA
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SO how does seagull poop taste.
There is nothing like being left alone again, to walk peacefully with oneself in the woods.
To boil one's coffee and fill one's pipe, and to think idly and slowly as one does it.Posted 3 months ago # -
Murphy must love you
Congress seems to believe that 'Children are our future' is a phrase coined by tobacco advertisers.
Jef I. RichardsPosted 3 months ago # -
Oh that needs to be put on the smokeing at the shore forum page...WARNING be aware of flying gull poop.
If you can't pack it, light it, and smoke it then why do it. It's a dieing art that must be rekindled in all of us as fortold by our forefathers.
Words to live by for all pipe smokers.Posted 3 months ago # -
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Please post a review of your new blend!!!
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New blend crappy don't get it.
No time for pics, ran in the house to clean pipe and wash hands.Posted 3 months ago # -
That is ridiculous. I was outside talking to my friend one time, and i moved my hand right into the path of bird shit.I wasn't very happy
As long as I got a pipe full of baccy and a nose full of snuff, I'm a happy camper
Cigarettes are an addiction, cigars are a hobby, pipes are a religionPosted 3 months ago # -
It sucks, I'm sorry it happened... but it is funny as H#lLL
"The fact is, squire, the moment a man takes to a pipe, he becomes a philosopher. It's the poor man's friend; it calms the mind, soothes the temper, and makes a man patient under difficulties. It has made more good men, good husbands, kind masters, indulgent fathers, than any other blessed thing on this universal earth."
-"Sam Slick, the clockmaker" aka T.C.HaliburtonPosted 3 months ago # -
Now that`s funny
smokin my homemade rustic pipe. don`t get any better.Posted 3 months ago # -
It's times like this that you should be thankful you weren't showing off your brand spanking new $400 pipe outside to the public.
Rotten luck man. Never been pooped on by a bird myself. Might happen today since I said something about it.
"I was born to lose. So I'll die to win." -Breaking BenjaminPosted 3 months ago # -
Must have been an anti-smoking bird.
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Does that make your falcon a Dunghill?
BTW, I'm not a badass, I'm just socially awkward. – BillyZoomPosted 3 months ago # -
Dung hill!!!!! Better stock up on merde de gull.
<<insert witty signature here>>Posted 3 months ago # -
What blend were you smoking?
So I know which blend seagulls hate.
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What blend were you smoking?
Well if it wasn't an Aromatic it sure is one now
Know your limits but always push the envelope.
I don't trust air I can't see.Posted 3 months ago # -
Hilarious. What are the chances? Lol.
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I was smoking Carter Hall.
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That would be a topping rather than a casing.
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its a good thing you saw it. Man it would have sucked if it was the stem that got hit.
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That was funny as all hell. Sorry, bro, but I'd have been on the floor if I'd been there
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Gee, that's a long way to go to spice up a blend.
But better watch out, the PETA people find out about this and there will be hell to pay.
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How was it to keep lit?? And did it smoke down to a "fine grey ash" hahahhah
Now i gotta larn how to reed and rite goodPosted 3 months ago # -
falcon pipe........... seagull poop...... i get it!
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Well Ace you can expect some good luck to come your way any day now, it doesn't get any luckier than that - over here it's considered to be really lucky if a bird just dumps on your person, but to aim & get the pipe, man, I'd be rushing out & buying a lottery ticket real quick!
Hmm, come to think of it, my shoulder is permanently covered in parrot poop, where's my luck.
Stats: Female "Proud Pretty Pipe" Smoker, lover of all things aromatic, especially mens' armpits!
Technophobic fool who can't work out how to invite friends, so if you want to be mates with moi, you'll need to do the legwork involved, but only if you have a great SOH and don't dump on others!Posted 3 months ago # -
Maybe he was trying to mark his territory?
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My Green Cheek Conure, "Stevie" can usually be found on my shoulder during the warmer months. He is very interested in the smoke curling from the bowl and says second hand smoke is bawlderdash! He is particularly interested in watching the perspex stems on my two gifted GBD's, so I have to make sure he doesn't poop in my bowl as well. Shirts, eh, not so much.....
This was taken on Tuesday, when we had temps in the mid 60's here in MD.
Al
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