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3 Hots And A Cot

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  • Started 1 year ago by 3rdguy
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  1. 3rdguy

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    I worked the 4th this year and my station was in on this.....person.

    https://heavy.com/news/2018/07/matthew-voseberg/

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    Nut case...he will get his wish.

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    Iowa huh? My wife's from Des Moines. I reckon it takes all types to make this crazy world go round. Least he was decent enough to let his neighbor know.

    "If you can't send money, send tobacco." - George Washington

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    Yea we are far East, right on the Mississippi.

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    May his wish be granted!

    "So it goes." - K.V.
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    Makes me miss the days when the neighborhood cat lady was as nutty as you heard about.

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    The imbecile forgot that in this case, it'll be "3 hots, a cot, and all the sex you never wanted". What a dipshit.

    A man who serves his country is a patriot. A man who serves his government is an employee. The two are not always the same thing.
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    Huh-boy. Some people...

    Head Black Frigate keelhauler, boss powder monkey, & troublemaker 1st class.
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    I have no worries. I AM my neighborhood's cat lady...

    He could have enlisted or something. I, too, hope he realizes his "dream".

    Gunner, Black Frigate. Say "Hello" to my little friend!
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    I AM my neighborhood's cat lady...

    Me too.

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    The imbecile forgot that in this case, it'll be "3 hots, a cot, and all the sex you never wanted". What a dipshit.

    What makes you so sure he doesn't want it?

    It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt. - Mark Twain

    It is pointless to argue with a fanatic since a dim bulb can't be converted into a searchlight. - Jesse Silver
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    Fair point, Sable. I've certainly heard of stranger things!

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    He will get his wish, has a history of priors.

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    If his other brain cell had been working, and he wanted 3 hots and a cot, and all the sex he ever wanted, this could be attained by waiting until all the stores close and breaking a big pane glass store window and waiting around for the police to arrive, with little likelihood of hurting anyone else. Fire has a nasty habit of killing various innocent residents or bystanders or fire fighters possibly leading to execution, which shortens the hots, cots, and sex. But the brain cell was lonely and not working well. I shouldn't make fun. It's a miserable life this person has invented for himself. Worse and worse.

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    It's a miserable life this person has invented for himself.

    I'm with mso on this one. Really sad when there is some person who is in such bad shape that the only thing he can do to get food and a place to sleep is start fires.

    Thought in the early morning, solace in time of woes,
    Peace in the hush of the twilight, balm ere my eyelids close
    Rudyard Kipling
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    I had no idea what '3 hots' were until now. My pipesmagzine education continues!

    Posted 1 year ago #

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