YOU: Stranded On A Deserted Island w/ 1 Pipe and 1 Mixture

[johnbrody15]

The irony comes into play that it was the significant other sending you on the trip to make you miserable. Turns out, that without them, you're sublimely happy on the island alone with your pipe and tobacco. :mrgreen:

I like it. Happy ending. I've got an endless supply of FM and no one to complain about my smoking. Unless the pipe starts to complain about it. Then I've got problems lol

 

[shermnatman]

johnbrody15 - LOL! Good one! A verbally-abusive talking pipe to keep you company on a deserted island... watch, as slowly the kindly face your carved into your pipe, slowly morphs into the face of your ex, or your mother-in-law... and will not stop badgering you.
Now THAT would be ironic.
What to do? You can either throw the pipe into the ocean to be rid of the offensive and vile thing, but then you have nothing to smoke your tabak out of; or, you keep the evil thing around, put up with the abuse, but you get to keep smoking while silently cursing to yourself... sort of like marriage LOL! - Sherm Natman

 

[Chasing Embers]

then you have nothing to smoke your tabak out of

Well, if it is The Twilight Zone, Stan Laurel solved that dilema.
https://youtu.be/rqL7WN9T7-s

 

[johnbrody15]

lol @ Laurel and Hardy and the word "dame." I love the ol timey words. Great thread too btw.

 

[foggymountain]

Since I can't smoke tobacco any more, I would prefer a bong and some good w..d.

 

[skeeter456]

Chris morgans bones dublat and some frog mortons cellar or black frigate.

 

[shermnatman]

Skeeter456 - There no "OR" option in the hypothetical; from the OP: "The contents are dry and well-packed. Inside you find only pounds and pounds of ONE Tobacco Mixture...". Please commit to one tobacco for us. Thanks. - Sherm Natman

 

[diamondback]

Honestly, I’d be happy with a cob (has to have a Forever Stem) and Peter Stokkebye’s 312 Toasted Burley.

 

[ashdigger]

I'm amending my list. I want whatever Shackleton was smoking and whatever he was smoking it with.

 

[odobenus]

Margate in my Rattray's Bog Oak pot/billiard. The morta will allow me to smoke and smoke and smoke until my tongue falls off, and the acrylic stem will endure the elements for longer. Big chamber = easy to clean. Stout shank = durable. When it dies, so must I.

 

[tulsagentleman]

Lane BCA in my Peterson 302. That's what's in my profile photo.

 

[orlandofurioso]

Jesse,
Who the f..k is MaryAnn ? Shagging Jane will do for me Old Boy Tarzan.
What was Shackleton smoking ? I need to know !!!
My worn Dunhill Shell LB with prolonged stem and MF original.
Sorry to disappopint you all :rofl:

 

[orlandofurioso]

That is a darn good idea too Foggy .

How are you ?

 

[aro222]

Think I’d take these...

 

[shermnatman]

Aro222 - That looks good with the pic! - Sherm Natman

 

[aro222]

Ya one of fav’s now. Smokey goodness

 

[tabakpfeife]

Any Julius Vesz pipe and Dunbar. Also a satellite phone.

 

[acidpox]

Dreams of Kadath and my semi-churchwarden Nording, it's a perfect match. Well for me anyway.

 

[shermnatman]

Tabakpfeife - Okay, The Twilight Zone grants your "Extend-O-Wish" to include inside the wax-sealed chest the Satellite Phone you envisioned.
HOWEVER, being The Twilight Zone, the phone you receive has a broken microphone and no texting capabilities for that matter, making out-going communications impossible. Additionally, the phone itself seems to have an unending supply of power, and rings continually day-and-night (with no volume nor off-switch) where automated "Robo-Calls", offer you to qualify for a low-interest business loan, when you own no such business; and therefore, destroys your ability to enjoy your Julius Vesz pipe and Dunbar in the former peace and serenity of the deserted island.
Moral of the story?
Never look gift wax-sealed chest in the mouth when stranded on a deserted island, in The Twilight Zone - Sherm Natman

 

[shermnatman]

Acidpox - You did me in with that pic... I want that pipe! - Sherm Natman