You know you've been smoking a pipe too long when...

[shillelagh3]

Feel free to fill in the blank with your own addition:
You know you've been smoking a pipe too long when ________________.
I'll start it:
You know you've been smoking a pipe too long when you start describing the room note of your child's dirty diaper.

 

[papipeguy]

When you start looking like the guy on your meershaum carving.

 

[unclearthur]

When you have pipes you bought when Nixon was in office.

 

[pstlpkr]

You know you've been smoking a pipe too long when the door greeter at Wally World asks you where your pipe is.

 

[bootlegbonvivant]

You know you've been smoking a pipe too long when you start licking the tins and pouches clean.

 

[fullbent]

You know you've been smoking a pipe too long when you leave for work in a hurry,and turn around ,drive 8 miles back to get the pipe.

 

[bubbadreier]

You know you've been smoking a pipe too long when you stop talking about those old school pipe smokers and you become one!

 

[lonestar]

your pipes are worth as much as your house...

 

[fullbent]

:laughat:

your pipes are worth as much as your house...

 

[igloo]

You know you've been smoking a pipe too long when you can discuss the merits of match brands and pipe cleaners .

 

[unclearthur]

your pipes are worth as much as your house..

Mine are worth more

 

[lonestar]

Arthur, you have obviously crossed some line somewhere.

Good thing for you, theres nobody around to bitch about it :lol:

 

[juni]

you don't drink your expensive vodka, you use it for pipe cleaning.

 

[clanobucklin]

You know you have been smoking pipes too long when...your wife goes into shock when a package doesn't show up in this weeks mail for "You." And when a package does arrive - it's about ...er...uhm... "YOUR HOBBY."

 

[pdmus]

When you light a match, put it in the bowl, take a puff and flame shoots thru the stem...

 

[smokindawg]

You know you've been smoking a pipe too long when you take a puff and all that's left is the hot ash you just sucked into your mouth.......... Burning your tounge but you still can't wait to fill another bowl.

 

[bootlegbonvivant]

You know you've been smoking a pipe too long when you break into cold sweats and start shaking because you just found yet ANOTHER pipe AND another tobacco blend you just have to have.

 

[zunismoke]

You know you've been smoking a pipe too long when you have pipes that you bought when Kennedy was President!

 

[bootlegbonvivant]

You know you've been smoking a pipe too long when your tobacco cellar equals the equivalent weight in food to feed a 3rd world country.