You know you've been smoking a pipe too long when...

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shillelagh3

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Feb 19, 2011
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Feel free to fill in the blank with your own addition:
You know you've been smoking a pipe too long when ________________.
I'll start it:
You know you've been smoking a pipe too long when you start describing the room note of your child's dirty diaper.

 

fullbent

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May 6, 2011
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You know you've been smoking a pipe too long when you leave for work in a hurry,and turn around ,drive 8 miles back to get the pipe.

 

igloo

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Jan 17, 2010
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woodlands tx
You know you've been smoking a pipe too long when you can discuss the merits of match brands and pipe cleaners .

 

juni

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Mar 9, 2010
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you don't drink your expensive vodka, you use it for pipe cleaning.

 

clanobucklin

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Jan 19, 2010
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You know you have been smoking pipes too long when...your wife goes into shock when a package doesn't show up in this weeks mail for "You." And when a package does arrive - it's about ...er...uhm... "YOUR HOBBY."

 

smokindawg

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May 25, 2011
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You know you've been smoking a pipe too long when you take a puff and all that's left is the hot ash you just sucked into your mouth.......... Burning your tounge but you still can't wait to fill another bowl. :)

 

bootlegbonvivant

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Nov 14, 2009
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Flowery Branch, GA
You know you've been smoking a pipe too long when you break into cold sweats and start shaking because you just found yet ANOTHER pipe AND another tobacco blend you just have to have.

 

zunismoke

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Nov 3, 2010
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You know you've been smoking a pipe too long when you have pipes that you bought when Kennedy was President!