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jaytex1969

Lifer
Jun 6, 2017
9,517
50,591
Here
When you can no longer find the alcohol and firearms...
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magicpiper

Part of the Furniture Now
Jul 9, 2018
580
1,536
MCO
...when you take four of the largest Rubbermaid containers of tinned tobacco to work to hide under your desk just to make room at home. Oh yeah, and to make your wife think you have less tobacco than you really have. :nana:

 
Jan 8, 2013
7,493
733
When somebody visits, and upon seeing all the tobacco in plain sight ask, "Geez, you think you got enough tobacco?" And then you chuckle, walk to the closet, and open the sliding doors.... "You were saying?" 8O :mrgreen:

 

glassjapan

Starting to Get Obsessed
Feb 11, 2017
270
56
When the tobacco consumption calculator says you have enough to last until you're 151 years old.

 

saltedplug

Lifer
Aug 20, 2013
5,194
5,097
The purpose of a cellar is to have enough, but that turns into too much and then into outright hoarding. I;'m not a fan of greed but in the caae of a cellar, greed is good; thus you can never have enough tobacco.

 

agnosticpipe

Lifer
Nov 3, 2013
3,332
3,413
In the sticks in Mississippi
When you buy a new blend to try and later realize you already had one in your cellar. You then rationalize this by thinking that it's not that you have too much tobacco, it's just your memory failing you. :mrgreen:

 

georgebmcclelland

Starting to Get Obsessed
Nov 27, 2018
270
24
When there's people out there who haven't been able to try certain blends even once because you have bought them all just to keep them locked away in a basement... :nana:

 

scloyd

Lifer
May 23, 2018
5,938
12,031
When SPC and P&C ask you kindly to stop ordering so they can fill other orders.

 
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