World's Shortest Books!

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johnnyreb

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Not exactly "War And Peace", here are just some of the world's shortest books recently written for your enjoyment & money. It won't take you long to read the books on this list! Please feel free to add to the list.
First category of the World's Shortest Books is Professional Sports & Sports heroes:
MY CAREER AS AN NFL QUARTERBACK!

By Tim Tebow

Endorsement by Josh McDaniels & the Denver Broncos
and the sequel:
MY DREAM JOB: HEAD COACH OF THE NFL's DENVER BRONCOS!

By Josh McDaniels
My INDUCTION INTO COOPERSTOWN!

By Pete Rose

Introduction by Jimmy the Greek!
and the sequel:
MY HALL OF FAME CAREER IN THE WWE, and How I Got My Ring!

By Pete Rose
GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

By Mike Tyson

Prologue by William Kennedy Smith
MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS

By Tiger Woods

Photography by Elin Nordegren
THE LIFE AND DEATH OF LENNNAY KEKUA

By Manti Teo of the NFL San Diego Chargers
MAKE-BELIEVE FRIENDS AND IMAGINARY PLAYMATES

By Manti Teo of the NFL San Diego Chargers
MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

By O. J. Simpson & John Bennett Ramsey

Forward by Casey Anthony
I'LL TAKE ROCKET SCIENCE FOR $500, ALEX!

By Mike Tyson
HOW TO WIN A SUPERBOWL

BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS
WINNING THE WORLD SERIES

By the Chicago Cubs
Categories still to come include Entertainers & other Public Figures, Politicians, etc.

 

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"Actually, that would be said, "I'll take wocket science for $500, Awex!" LMAO!
In the category of Entertainers & Other Public Figures, the World's Shortest Books:
THINGS I WOULDN'T DO FOR FAME OR MONEY

By Miley Cyrus

Forward by Justin Bieber
and the sequel:
CUE THE LASERS & THE FIREWORKS!

By Miley Cyrus
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE VOCALS, NOT THE CHOREOGRAPHY!

By Beyoncé

Forward by Britney Spears

Introduction by Madonna

Choreography by Miley Cyrus
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE CHOREOGRAPHY, NOT THE VOCALS!

by Aretha Franklin

Endorsed by Janis Joplin
EVERYBODY WANG CHUNG TONIGHT!

By Chaz Bono
TO ALL THE MEN WE'VE LOVED BEFORE

By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell

illustrations by Ryan Seacrest

Photography by Neil Patrick Harris
I HAVE A DREAM, the Nelson Mandela Story

By Paris Hilton
MY CAREER AS A SERIOUS JOURNALIST

By Barbara Walters
THINGS I JUST CANNOT AFFORD

By Bill Gates

Illustrations by Warren Buffett
GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

By Amelia Earhart

Illustrations & maps by Carnival Cruise Lines
HOW TO GET THE MOST OUT OF LIFE!

By Dr. Jack Kevorkian
AVOIDING FINANCIAL DISASTER

By the General Motors Corp.

 

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All I Know About Pipes
by Haja
Illustrations Courtesy of Bic Lighters, Inc.

 

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Altruistic Investment Banks
Incorruptible Politicians
Honest Defense Contractors
Why American Medicine Isn't A Racket

 

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THINGS I DID TO WIN THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

By President Barack Obama
ANALYSIS OF THE AFFORDABLE CARE ACT, a Christmas Present for the American People

By Nancy Pelosi

Synopsis by Senator Harry Reed
POLITICAL DIPLOMACY AND HOW IT WORKS

By Muammar al-Gaddafi

Prologue by Saddam Hussein

Epilogue by Osama bin Laden

 

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THE PROMISE OF PRIVATE SPACE TRAVEL

By Richard Branson
COHERANT MIDDLE EAST POLICY

by President Barack Obama
IF YOU LIKE YOUR REGIME, YOU CAN KEEP IT

also by President Barack Obama
COMBAT MISSIONS OF A KAMIKAZE PILOT

by Anonymous World War Two Kamikaze Pilot
THE IMPALER DIET

by Vlad Tepes
U.S ARMY MRE COOKBOOK

by U.S. Army
MAKING YOUR OWN KIMCHI BREAKFAST CEREAL

by Kimchi Advisory Council
FEDERAL GOVERNMENT EFFICIENCY GUIDELINES

by U.S. Government Printing Office
INTELLIGENT MANAGEMENT OF CONTAGIOUS DISEASES

by Center for Disease Control

 

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ANALYSIS OF THE AFFORDABLE CARE ACT, a Christmas Present for the American People

By Nancy Pelosi

Synopsis by Senator Harry Reed
The full text:
We passed it and we still don't know what's in it.

 

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TAKING ONE FOR THE GIPPER

By Scooter Libby

Forward by Dick Chaney
THE DUCK DYNASTY INCIDENT

By VP Dick Chaney

Forward by Harry Whittington
and the sequel:
REALLY TAKING ONE FOR THE GIPPER!

By Harry Whittington