Wife Bought Me A Smoking Buddy.

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tbradsim1

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. He's Quieter than PMon, doesn't scratch like PMon. I"m watching him close, looks like his hands are going in his pockets, Knife, Gun, don't know. Gonna watch him close. :puffy:

 

peckinpahhombre

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The resemblance to you is uncanny. A long, lost love child from your days in the military perhaps?

 

tbradsim1

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n Went back on Porch, that sneaky little no good went in my pipe room and snitched one of my Hats. Gonna have to lock up or cuff him. Hate to do that he won't be able to smoke, but a Mans got to do what a Mans got to do.

 

anthonyrosenthal74

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Careful Brad..I hear they come alive at night and do evil deeds.
Nay. Gnomes are peaceful beings, hard working, and lovers of nature. He will help protect your property from vermin for naught else but having an occasional pipe with him.

 

drwatson

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Cool little gnome! Back when I was A kid there was some English made movie about gnomes who came to life and slaughtered a whole family in their home. Scarred me for life so I could never have one in my yard.

 

chasingembers

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Love it Brad! Have been debating one myself flying a double bird for my front porch! :mrgreen:

 

iamn8

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Gnomes give me The Fear... and clowns. Someday you'll see a newsflash about some guy who just cracked one day and murdered an entire troop of clowns. While fleeing from police, he went out of his way to run over garden gnomes all across this nation... before eventually turning the gun on himself.
Fear not Brad, for your gnome shall be spared from my mass gnomicide.

 

pruss

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He looks WAY better with your hat.
Make sure he can't reach the liquor cabinet; Gnomes are notorious drunks.
-- Pat