Want another reason my lovely bride is the very best?

[tslex]

You're not completely sure that my lovely, bright, courageous, sexy wife is not the finest in the land? Well take a gander at this.
(Lest you doubt your own eyes at beholding such splendor, let me speak to the question you are too gobstopped to utter:
Yes.
Yes that IS a birth-year Dunhill bulldog next the bottle of Lagavulin 16.
What can a man say, but bless her full heart and round bottom.

 

[iamn8]

... and the Angels wept...
Very nice Xmas Score!!!! So, what's your home address so I can steal... I mean mail a card of congratulations?

 

[agnosticpipe]

The best of the best! Your wife is a treasure for sure! So what did you get her? New Lexus?

 

[mcitinner1]

What year Dunhill?

 

[tslex]

1960.

 

[mvmadore]

Wow, what a pair...

 

[jvnshr]

Nice...Wife. Congrats.

 

[cigrmaster]

It is obvious to me that you married way above your station in life. She is a keeper.

 

[derfatdutchman]

A very nice pair of gifts!

 

[tslex]

And the thing really does smoke like a dream -- inaugural blend? Penzance, of course.
Stunning that a pipe this size is this light. And the draw, effortless and smooth. Outstanding work, too, by Mr. Neeb -- not a hint of a ghost anywhere. Already my favorite pipe.

 

[fnord]

Truly happy for you, Counselor.
Don't know if you prompted her but, even so, if she signed off on your gift ideas then start investing in some genetic engineering companies.
That's a good woman, my friend.
Fnord

 

[philobeddoe]

You're a very lucky man Tslex, you found a woman who knows both good pipes and good whisky....you are a lucky man indeed!

 

[mcitinner1]

It is obvious to me that you married way above your station in life.

Couldn't have said it better...laughing.