Trade My Pelican For "Yo' Momma"

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troutface

Lifer
Oct 26, 2012
2,328
11,362
Colorado
Well after that bit of unpleasantness I could use a good laugh. So tell me about my momma, as in "Yo' momma is so old, in kindergarten she sat behind Jesus." The one that makes me laugh the hardest gets a tin of Pelican shipped to any of these 50 United States.



 

dustmite

Starting to Get Obsessed
Mar 5, 2015
262
0
Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train, two buses, and a taxi just to get on her good side.

 

bonehed

Part of the Furniture Now
Nov 27, 2014
636
0
Yo momma so stupid - she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind!
Thanks for the contest troutface!

 

beefeater33

Lifer
Apr 14, 2014
4,063
6,118
Central Ohio
Yo momma so dumb she puts a quarter in a parking meter and waits for a gum ball to come out............... :crazy:
Thanks for the bit of humor contest Trout!!

 

mrenglish

Lifer
Dec 25, 2010
2,220
72
Columbus, Ohio
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Hope everything worked out OK, Jeff!

 

daimyo

Lifer
May 15, 2014
1,460
4
Yo mama is so fat, after sex she smokes turkey.
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on as rainbow and made skittles.
Yo mama is so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Thanks for the laughs. I don't need a tin of Pelican but we could all use a little more humor in our lives.

 
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