Trade My Pelican For "Yo' Momma"

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dulgunz

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Feb 11, 2015
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Yo momma so ugly she has to tie a steak around her neck so the dog will play with her.
Yo momma so ugly she has to sneak up on a water fountain to get a drink.

 

andrew

Lifer
Feb 13, 2013
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Your mother is a fat disgusting pig, she smells, she's a stupid cranky bitch and this is why you grew up as a bastard.

 
May 4, 2015
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Yo mamma so fat, her gut graduated a year ahead of her in high school.
Yo mamma so fat, there's still snow on her in the summer time.

 

Chasing Embers

Captain of the Black Frigate
Nov 12, 2014
43,250
108,355
Yo mama so ugly, she can walk into a haunted house, and walk out with a paycheck.

 

nathaniel

Part of the Furniture Now
Jan 4, 2011
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They used to call trampolines "jumpolines" until yo momma got on one back in 1972!

 

troutface

Lifer
Oct 26, 2012
2,328
11,362
Colorado
I want to add that the winner will have a choice of the Pelican or a tin of Aylesbury Luxury Flake. So carry on, I'm having a good laugh, or maybe I'm just easily amused :clap:

 
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