Well after that bit of unpleasantness I could use a good laugh. So tell me about my momma, as in "Yo' momma is so old, in kindergarten she sat behind Jesus." The one that makes me laugh the hardest gets a tin of Pelican shipped to any of these 50 United States.
Yo mama is so fat, after sex she smokes turkey.
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on as rainbow and made skittles.
Yo mama is so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Thanks for the laughs. I don't need a tin of Pelican but we could all use a little more humor in our lives.