Trade My Pelican For "Yo' Momma"

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troutface

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Oct 26, 2012
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Well after that bit of unpleasantness I could use a good laugh. So tell me about my momma, as in "Yo' momma is so old, in kindergarten she sat behind Jesus." The one that makes me laugh the hardest gets a tin of Pelican shipped to any of these 50 United States.



 

dustmite

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Mar 5, 2015
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Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train, two buses, and a taxi just to get on her good side.

 

ben88

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Jun 5, 2015
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Since I am in Canada and do not qualify: Yo mama like Pepsi - the choice of new generation.

 

bonehed

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Nov 27, 2014
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Yo momma so stupid - she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind!
Thanks for the contest troutface!

 

beefeater33

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Apr 14, 2014
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Yo momma so dumb she puts a quarter in a parking meter and waits for a gum ball to come out............... :crazy:
Thanks for the bit of humor contest Trout!!

 

tbradsim1

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Jan 14, 2012
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Yo momma so ugly she tried to join an ugly contest, They said Sorry No Proffesionals.

 

daimyo

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May 15, 2014
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Yo mama is so fat, after sex she smokes turkey.
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on as rainbow and made skittles.
Yo mama is so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Thanks for the laughs. I don't need a tin of Pelican but we could all use a little more humor in our lives.

 
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