The (Un)Official Secret Santa 2019!

[3rdguy]

Signed up, let’s goooo!

 

[jaytex1969]

Behold, my favorite jolly, red fat man video...

 

[jguss]

 

[jaytex1969]

Today, I learned that, apparently, KFC on Christmas is REALLY huge in Japan.

I guess it's fair game. Several years ago, my best friend and I made sushi and watched the Shogun series on Easter.



Only a week left to sign up for the Secret Santa!

 

[rogers]

Love me some KFC! And their biscuits, too! ?

 

[alaskanpiper]

Mmmm. Kentucky Fried Christmas. Nothing says American family tradition like chickens with tits so big they can’t walk, rolling around in their own shit their whole lives being chopped up by melancholy minimum wage employees with a substance use problem only to be deep fried in futuristic super-processed trans fats.

Extra crispy with ranch on the side please.

 

[saintpeter]

Mmmm. Kentucky Fried Christmas. Nothing says American family tradition like chickens with tits so big they can’t walk, rolling around in their own shit their whole lives being chopped up by melancholy minimum wage employees with a substance use problem only to be deep fried in futuristic super-processed trans fats.

Extra crispy with ranch on the side please.

Yes, myself, I try to never eat, drink or smoke anything without a warning label.

 

[alaskanpiper]

Yes, myself, I try to never eat, drink or smoke anything without a warning label.

Hhahaha, a fine policy!!!

 

[jaytex1969]

...or, as I sometimes call it, Krispy Fat Chunks.....

 

[alaskanpiper]

...or, as I sometimes call it, Krispy Fat Chunks.....


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My old man always calls it Kentucky Fried Fowl

 

[jaytex1969]

 

[jaytex1969]

 

[woodsroad]

Behold, my favorite jolly, red fat man video...

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That’s....awful.

 

[woodsroad]

Mmmm. Kentucky Fried Christmas. Nothing says American family tradition like chickens with tits so big they can’t walk, rolling around in their own shit their whole lives being chopped up by melancholy minimum wage employees with a substance use problem only to be deep fried in futuristic super-processed trans fats.

Extra crispy with ranch on the side please.

A little Seasonal Affected Disorder, perhaps? You need to spend some time with
Jay!

 

[jaytex1969]

That’s....awful.

For your entertainment pleasure, there are two subsequent installments from that fine artist....

 

[jaytex1969]

 

[jpmcwjr]

Ah, Currier and Ives! That ups your game!

 

[woodsroad]

As opposed to Cruddier and Hives

 

[alaskanpiper]

A little Seasonal Affected Disorder, perhaps? You need to spend some time with
Jay!

As a lifelong Alaskan I am immune to SAD. My 5000 IUs of Vitamin D a day provide a little insurance. It is more rooted in a general disdain for the world we live in, as well as self-loathing (I eat those chickens too, they're just from Costco). Goddamn Costco. Why do you have to be so incredible?

 

[mtwaller]

Apologies for interjecting with tobacco-related nonsense, but a thought just occurred to me. Perhapsibly for Secret Santa 2020 it might be fun, in addition to preferred tobaccos, to make a short list (say 3-5) of readily available, non-unobtanium tobaccos that you haven’t tried, but would like to. That way maybe you could get something you know and love, as well as something that you’re excited to try for the first time. Just a thought. I know it’s extra work for mods or whatever so if it’s a shit idea then no hard feelings.