The 14 Types of People You See on Internet Forums

[sablebrush52]

Y'know? I read that as "Hysterical Yoda" and thought it was pretty funny.

You know, that would work too.

 

[sablebrush52]

Or maybe Pipe Yoda. Yehhhhh...that's the ticket!

 

[ashdigger]

Here

 

[cigrmaster]

jesse, you are more than deserving of that title. You are the only guy I know who puts out information on Pedia.

 

[lazar]

The Moral Low Ground Schmuck who immediately descends into name-calling because he's too flustered by his own anger and blinded by an irrational need to be right that he's incapable of having a civil conversation.
And the guy with such delusions of grandeur that he thinks that everyone is offended when in fact they just don't agree him.
And the guy who thinks all the world's evils are due to political correctness, the FDA, the EPA, and liberals.... but insist they're not being political.

 

[derekflint]

The guy that post's........ because he wants the most....

 

[sablebrush52]

The Moral Low Ground Schmuck who immediately descends into name-calling because he's too flustered by his own anger and blinded by an irrational need to be right that he's incapable of having a civil conversation.
And the guy with such delusions of grandeur that he thinks that everyone is offended when in fact they just don't agree him.
And the guy who thinks all the world's evils are due to political correctness, the FDA, the EPA, and liberals.... but insist they're not being political.

Heavens! There are people like THAT on internet forums??!! 8O

 

[sablebrush52]

jesse, you are more than deserving of that title. You are the only guy I know who puts out information on Pedia.

Thanks Harris. Nice to know that it's appreciated.

 

[jaytex1969]

How about the "one post per year" guy.
Or the one who doesn't finis

 

[jaytex1969]

thenopunctuationsentenceorparagraphstructurepeoplearetheworstinmyopinion!

 

[brian64]

This thread seems to have turned out to be a wonderfully cathartic airing of grievances.
It should have been titled the Festivus thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JR6xt9S02o

 

[jvnshr]

Here is my list:
1. The Nazi Admin/Mod/Owner - Myself, suffering from capitalization OCD

2. The Guy Who's Never off the Forum - chasingembers

3. The Guy Who Tries to Get Along with Everyone - pagan (hasn't been around for a while)

4. The Guy Who Posts Only to Tell People They Are Wrong - Deathmetal

5. The Forum Resignation Letter Guy - Nate, our lovely Nate was this type of guy. He is probably smoking some HU Tobacco in his Porsche right now.

6. The Unofficial Technical Expert - jpmcwjr

7. The Resident Joker - peckinpahombre

8. The Woman - Scottie Piersel

9. Wise Old Man - MSO489

10. Political Guy - perdurabo

11. The News Guy - mawnansmiff

12. One Blend Smoker - didimauw

13. The One Who Appears in Debates Only - theediabeticman

14. Info Guy - sablebrush52

15. Appearing Once in a While with Some News Guy - Michael Mirza

16. Respected Old Man - tbradsim1
Edit: Ironically, chasingembers is not online right now :rofl:

 

[anthonyrosenthal74]

Edit: Ironically, chasingembers is not online right now :rofl:

He's here, and then he's gone, and then he's back again all sneaky like... like a piratey, mustached, pipe ninja.

 

[Chasing Embers]

I love irony. :wink:

 

[anthonyrosenthal74]

:worship: :rofl:

 

[deathmetal]

The Guy Who Posts Only to Tell People They Are Wrong

Interesting. I'll have to live up to that...?

 

[perdurabo]

Dang, the Political Guy. Hmmmm, I don't remember posting anything praising XXX?
Edited by jvnshr: Political content removed.

 

[lasttango]

**** The White Knight
****The Furtive Apologist (They guy that spends an exorbitant amount of time crafting a response to a perceived offense and ends up never posting it)

 

[perdurabo]

Then there is the Idealogoue. The guy who must apply his ideology to your pipe, your tobacco, your grass, your car, your stove, your dryer, all of science, the media, your state, his state, their state, etc. ad nauseam. All in all the perfect Scumbag.

 

[jvnshr]

Interesting. I'll have to live up to that...?

4. The Guy Who Posts Only Mostly to Tell People They Are Wrong or
4. The Guy Who Posts Only Mostly to Praise a Single Blend
I think it is better now.