Show us your Ugliest Pipes!

[alaskanpiper]

Yeah, there’s quite a few dongish ones out there. God knows why.

 

[wolflarsen]

Not mine ... yet.
The Blue Collar Series from Monstrosity Pipes.

 

[alaskanpiper]

Not mine ... yet.
The Blue Collar Series from Monstrosity Pipes.

Ugly indeed, but at least they have a utilitarian appearance and a shred of creativity. Certainly more than I can say for St. Peters Anus Pipe.

 

[alaskanpiper]

Well since you brought up buttholes...did anyone else notice the elephant / whale dong trend in new pipes? I just don't get it.

And then there is the petrified nut sack.

Also, haunted, if your nutsac looks like that you need to seek medical attention immediately.

 

[jttnk]

No comments on which is the uglier of the two! Not so ugly! Just not a great smoker.

 

[acidpox]

Not as ugly as some here but here is one a made from a pear hobby block the 1st week after I started smoking. I've learned alot since then that's to the few restore jobs i have done.

 

[alaskanpiper]

Not as ugly as some here but here is one a made from a pear hobby block the 1st week after I started smoking. I've learned alot since then that's to the few restore jobs i have done.

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Certainly not the worst on the thread, but it does suck a lot.

 

[wulfheard]

It started as a test briar to see what different tools would do. Long, long ago. Then one day I had to decide if it should just go in the trash. Seeing as how the briar came from American Pipes and was drilled by Tinski or one of his minions I popped a stem in it and fired it up. Now I only smoke it at night, to hide the shame of smoking an ugly pipe.

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It kinda looks like a tumor....?

 

[9mmpuffer]

It started as a test briar to see what different tools would do. Long, long ago. Then one day I had to decide if it should just go in the trash. Seeing as how the briar came from American Pipes and was drilled by Tinski or one of his minions I popped a stem in it and fired it up. Now I only smoke it at night, to hide the shame of smoking an ugly pipe.

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OK, you win! lol

 

[Chasing Embers]

Uglies previously in my collection.

 

[brian64]

Uglies previously in my collection.

I see a white spot on one of those.

 

[Chasing Embers]

I see a white spot on one of those.

On both actually. The billiard ended its career as a planter.

 

[alaskanpiper]

Uglies previously in my collection.

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Haha, that top one actually is pretty ugly.

 

[Chasing Embers]

Haha, that top one actually is pretty ugly.

It looked much better this way.

 

[alaskanpiper]

It looked much better this way.

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That looks like it needs a little drying time

 

[cshubhra]

I have seen this pipe discussed a couple of months before. Probably here in this forum. This is the work of an eccentric artisan carver, and I followed up the link to the website to see more similar shapes. I forgot the name of the artisan though

ya’ll can’t beat this little beauty on the ugly spectrum.

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[gamzultovah]

I have seen this pipe discussed a couple of months before. Probably here in this forum. This is the work of an eccentric artisan carver, and I followed up the link to the website to see more similar shapes. I forgot the name of the artisan though

Christian Wolfsteiner is the artists name. Actually, I’m very fond of this pipe and very proud to own it. Christian made this pipe as an homage to one of his best friends, Roger Wallenstein. Christian is no longer with us and I feel it’s my duty to keep his work preserved for future generations to see. This pipe is unsmoked and will remain that way under my watch...

 

[Chasing Embers]

That looks like it needs a little drying time

After exposure to that much moisture and winter freezing, no amount of drying would fix that one.

 

[SpookedPiper]

Who was it that was talking about anus?

Well her is the ....
SER JACOPO REVERSE CALABASH INSANUS

Available at lj Peretti if your interested.

https://www.ljperetti.com/ser-jacopo-reverse-calabash-insanus.html

 

[B18]

Well since you brought up buttholes...did anyone else notice the elephant / whale dong trend in new pipes? I just don't get it.

And then there is the petrified nut sack.

I like these shapes.