Please Stop Personal Attacks (All Read!)

[cosmicfolklore]

Yabba Dabba Doo!!!

 

[cossackjack]

@tennsmoker: just substitute the name of the mountain range.

Mine immigrated to the Pocono Mountains, so they remained Hillbillies.

I continue the tradition as a Colorado Rocky Mountain Hillbilly.

Though none of my kinfolk meet the criteria of "tattoo-to-tooth ratio of greater than 1", however many may have qualified if they had even 1 tattoo.

 

[tennsmoker]

Cossack. Some of mine have only one tooth!
Others live so far up the mountain, they think I'm a foreigner, or revenuer, when I visit, which isn't often.

 

[jpmcwjr]

OT! Way OT! Though it was said the first mate smoked a pipe.
Needed to test Imgur embedding, and this is as bad as any thread to do so. This from Santa Barbara a few days ago. Don't anchor boat in crappy roadstead!
If this thread remains open it's fine to delete this- or fine to delete if closing.

 

[sablebrush52]

So if I understand this correctly, terms of address like douche or scumbag are to be avoided. This is seriously going to reduce my usable online vocabulary.
Those are OK, but only when used a term of endearment.

I forgot to ask if shithead is OK. My mother used to call me that a lot, and she told me that it was a term of endearment though I didn't recognize it to be so at the time.

 

[mayfair70]

@jpmcwjr I think that picture is entirely appropriate as it illustrates how I arrived to this forum.
I am guilty of taking a friendly jibe the wrong way. It certainly takes me time to acclimate to new environments and new personalities. After the "Academics" debacle of 2015, I feel sufficiently girded to the onslaughts of my fellow pipers. In the future, please remember to call me "Mr." shithead or "Mr." douchebag to avoid any politeness confusion on my part. Thank You.

 

[cigrmaster]

peck, I hate your guts and you are a total douchebag. I am on my way to burn your barn down with all your tobacco in it, and there is nothing you can do to stop me.

 

[mcitinner1]

I am on my way to burn your barn down with all your tobacco in it,

Seems a bit counter intuitive...for you Mo-rons, it means dumb, stupid, no common sense.
But then again, who am I to judge?

 

[warren]

I'm betting Al knew exactly where this thread would go when he hit "Send Post."

 

[misterlowercase]

 

[ssjones]

Folks: Thanks for listening. This was probably preaching to the choir, but it looks like the emphasis was understood.