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Feb 13, 2013
Hey guys, I just want to say thanks for everything this forum has done for me. I just got this email in my spam folder, and since I'm already engaged I figured I'd pass it on, she looks too good to be true.

date: Wed, Oct 9, 2013 at 8:10 AM

subject: Hi!!!

Hello my new friend ! My name is Elena. I am very glad to get

acquainted with you. I am not very good at using internet . It is

possible I will visit your country soon and I made my mind to get

acquainted with a person from your country. And at this point I am

writing to you. I have never been abroad and I don't have friends

outside Russia. Could you please tell me about you, about your

lifestyle in the next letter. I will also write about myself. It is

interesting to find out about your family, maybe about your job,

friends and hobby. Ok, I am 28 years old. My height - 164 sm and my

weight 56 kg. I like sports. I am sending my photos so you can see me.

So I want to ask you a few questions so we will know each other

better. What about sport? Alcohol? Smoking? Please tell me about your

habits. I don't have my own kids but I have a dream. I have a dream to

build my own family and have wonderful children. I live in small

russian town. It is situated 850 km far from Moscow. I don't smoke.

I am really keen on cooking. I usually cook fish soup, borsch, salads.

Oh yes I have forgotten to tell you about my job. I work with children

and I really like my job. I am a tutor in a kindergarten. I teach

little children. I think that is enough about me. I has written a

really big letter. I hope you are not tired of my little letter. I am

really looking forward to your reply. I hope my letter will not be

lost with no attention. I will read your letter with pleasure and will

surely reply. Elena


Preferred Member
May 10, 2009
Akron area of Ohio
I wonder what kind of virus or key stroke logger those photos were carrying ? Congrats! Lol. Seriously check your computer if you opened files from "her".
Mike S.



Preferred Member
Feb 13, 2013
Oh yeah guys I don't check my spam folder hardly ever. If you do connect with her and marry would you mind sending me a bag of stonehaven? Preferably with no less than 10 year of age.



Preferred Member
May 26, 2012
United States
Don't laugh, I knew a guy who got not one, but two of these russian girls, both were very pretty. The first one got her green card and dumped his ass, the second one I don't know what happened but he was one ugly mo fo, so I am assuming the second one also fled for her life.
You have to go to russia and go through all kinds of paperwork to make it happen and it is not cheap. I dated a Ukranian chick for a while and she was fun until she started acting like my wife, so I dumped her ass. She got into this country doing the same thing, she dumped the guy who got her here pretty soon after arriving.



Preferred Member
Jan 27, 2013
" She got into this country doing the same thing, she dumped the guy who got her here pretty soon after arriving."
Harris, do we see a pattern here? :D
Brush, anybody tough enough to smoke a pipe joint is a bad ass, who knows what he is smoking. Looks like an ogre :wink:



Preferred Member
Oct 15, 2013
My ninety-six year old father in law had a bride imported from the Philippines. She's sixty-five. Some of his daughters were scandalized and shocked, but I never saw them over at his place cooking for him. I think he did alright. If she can stand him for the next couple of years she will do alright as well!