In Praise of Darkness

[cosmicfolklore]

But, you can't pass up a great running gag, like Royal Yacht or... bay leaves.

 

[jvnshr]

We even have a guy who smokes Mixture 79

Are you talking about Didi?
By the way, let's not change the subject. We were talking about urine and kidney stones.

 

[mcitinner1]

Oh... I didn't know Didi liked Mixture 79, I thought that was Chasingembers. Maybe I got that wrong.

 

[danielplainview]

 

[jvnshr]

Oh... I didn't know Didi liked Mixture 79

My bad, I thought Mixture 79 was Carter Hall :P

 

[didimauw]

Never tried mixture 79.
I have no witty comments.
Nothing intelligent to say.
I'm just sitting.
But when you really think about it, that was probably the most intelligent thing that was said so far. :nana:

 

[voorhees]

The hipsters have already started bottling infused asparagus piss beer.

Among other things....
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/vaginal-beer-the-order-of-yoni-crowdfunding_uk_56fcde77e4b0884065f045f3

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Vaginal beer... hmmm... "beware emotional participation."

 

[jvnshr]

We may have a 2nd Starcat thread, Vol2 maybe. We just need to attract Sable and Warren to this one.

 

[Chasing Embers]

We even have a guy who smokes Mixture 79

Actually we have a few. Me, ray47, pipesmokingtom, frozenchurchwarden, hawky454......
http://pipesmagazine.com/forums/topic/ah-crap-i-like-mixture-79

 

[mcitinner1]

:mrgreen: Guess you named them all. :rofl: Now I'm gonna have to find my jar of Mixture 79 to see what it's like now. :nana: Not sure I'm up for the search right now. 8)

 

[mayfair70]

Wow, this morning has taken a turn for the weird. "Vaginal secretions?" One of my favorite terms in the English language, and THEY try to ruin it. Is nothing sacred in the pursuit of the almighty dollar? A woman's essence cannot be distilled in such a crude and vulgar manner. Yet another way to yoke women to the oxcart of patriarchal consumerism. I'll stick to free-range, thank you, even if the source looks like this... Yes, I'll try it, but I won't enjoy it. ::

 

[mayfair70]

OK, I'm selling "Brenda Beer" brewing kits for $39.95, starter yeast included. Order now!!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN !!!! 8)
Mod: Sorry, image had to be removed ~Cosmic

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Brewed from hag yeast.

 

[deathmetal]

Mixture 79 is actually not all that bad. I kind of like it.
But Royal Yacht, nothing compares!

 

[jpmcwjr]

By the way, let's not change the subject. We were talking about urine and kidney stones.

Hah! Yes, more on that.
But have to admit I have a wee fascination (get it?) with the model-piss beer. If that were a good thing, I'd think scratch and sniff would be better. Or actual panties worn for a few moments by enticing women, and sent to you in sealed mylar bags.

 

[prairiedruid]

I think a complimentary pair are included with every "Brenda Beer" brewing kit. Can be used as a filter to add that special something to your brew!

 

[mayfair70]

Introducing Brenda Beer Bock! Made with our cutting edge patented Coffin Technology, Brenda Beer Bock will age nearly instantaneously for that complex profile you want in a vaginal libation. Just listen to some of our satisfied customers:
"It made me violently ill." Eric T.- Paris, Texas

"I woke up in a ditch and all the neighbors' cats were gone." Alex M.- Beardstown, Illinois

"I can literally smell human brains now." Jeanette R.- Berkeley, California
Act now and get three complimentary panty filters for that Je Ne Sais Quoi missing from run of the mill home brews.
Mod: Sorry, image had to be removed ~Cosmic

 

[deathmetal]

I think I know that lady from Facebook.

 

[davet]

Introducing Brenda Beer Bock!

Mod: I'm sorry dave, I had to remove that one ~Cosmic