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hauntedmyst

Lifer
Feb 1, 2010
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How to wash a toilet
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.
6. Have some one open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog

 

jonesing

Part of the Furniture Now
Feb 11, 2010
633
2
Overall, angoras work best. However siamese seem to create more agitation for those stubborn stains.

 

thecigarsoldier

Might Stick Around
Feb 8, 2010
92
0
Wisconsin
LOL! That was great. I was expecting a much shorter post after reading the headline. Something like, "Tell wife to clean the toilet."

 
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