A very Happy Birthday to you, Jim. I will smoke some of the best durn tobacco made today in your honor. A follow up will be a bowl of Edward G. Robinson. And I will try to do it in a Basil Meadows pipe!
In the delivery room the doctor gave JimInks the customary smack on his posterior thus causing him to drop and break the pipe he was born smoking!
Best wishes, Sir, on your natal day.