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pipetrucker

Part of the Furniture Now
Sep 13, 2010
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Following the white rabbit
Ok, I admit it. I am engaged in criminal activity, according to the state of Wisconsin, and don't feel bad about it in the least.
Despite the laws prohibiting smoking in hotel rooms I am enjoying a wonderful bowl of Old Dublin in an old Dublin. I have the window open and the ventilation system running, as well as a towel at the base of the door (as per the instructions of the desk clerk).
I suppose my photo will be on Post Office walls in the very near future. I'll have to change my name and shave my beard. Plastic surgury may even be needed in order to hide from the tobacco police. I may even have to resort to wearing tennis shoes to complete my disguise.
They'll never take me alive!

 

puffy

Lifer
Dec 24, 2010
2,511
98
North Carolina
Good Luck..I hope you don't hear a loud knock on the door..It's not at all like a western hero to die with your tennis shoes on..What would John Wayne think?

 

admin

Smoking a Pipe Right Now
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Nov 16, 2008
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On the way home from The Hard Rock Casino just now I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and sped some more ... but that's normal in Florida.
I smoked in the casino too, but you're allowed to do that.
At several pipe shows, they run out of, or don't have smoking rooms, and someone I know that shall remain nameless just smokes and invites tons of people in to smoke and then just pays the fine. Actually, it's a company that has the budget to afford it.

 

pipetrucker

Part of the Furniture Now
Sep 13, 2010
937
1
Following the white rabbit
LOL thanks, guys.
Ummm, Kevin, next time I need to make a run down to Florida, do me a favor and post your schedule for me. I think I need to avoid the streets upon which you drive LOL.

 

gecko13

Part of the Furniture Now
Feb 2, 2011
898
1
Goodyear,AZ
I'm just curious....the desk clerk told you to place towels at the bottom of the door? So he knowingly aided in your criminal activity. So, for the desk clerk it appears we have at least one count of conspiracy, one count of harboring, in additional to your unlawful smoking, which you did knowingly in violation of the law. The fine for which is at least $100 but not more than $250.
Good job. These laws get more stupid everyday.
:rofl:

 

ace57

Lifer
Jun 21, 2011
2,145
1
Mason You and the desk clerk both have to turn Your hats so the bill is in the back now to fit in, You broke the law. That's the law, shame shame! :rofl:

 

tslex

Lifer
Jun 23, 2011
1,482
13
Kevin, I didn't realize you live in South Florida.
I'm in Cutler Bay, work on Brickell Avenue downtown Miami.

 

pipetrucker

Part of the Furniture Now
Sep 13, 2010
937
1
Following the white rabbit
LOL thanks guys. I think I'll have to skip that whole backward hat thing though.
I was saw a young guy in Florida wearing his cap backward and using his hand to shade his eyes from the sun. I laughed like crazy and told him if he turned the hat around the right way he wouldn't have to do that.

 

weezell

Lifer
Oct 12, 2011
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49,163
I always thougt the backwards hat thing was just a "spoiler" for an idiot! :rofl:

 
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