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Oct 15, 2014
The Jack Schitt Family Tree. In case you were not aware of this famous family, and their genealogy.
Jack Schitt is the only son of O. Schitt and Awe Schitt.
O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Awe Schitt, who later ran the Kneedeep Inn-Schitt.
Jack Schitt eventually married Noe Schitt, and together they produced six children. Holy Schitt, their first child, passed on shortly after birth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt and then two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt. Their final child, another son, named Bull Schitt.
In the meantime, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have a son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens Brothers.
The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Bird Schitt and Horace Schitt. Bull Schitt just married a spicy number, Pisa Schitt and they are expecting the arrival of Baby Schitt.
So, now you know Jack Schitt and his family, in case someone asks.



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Oct 12, 2011
Giva Schitt had an attitude problem, therefore the Schitty Attitude of renown...



Apr 3, 2015
In my neck 'o the woods, downtown Dilltown, Pennsylvania is legendarily home of the Hieney Winery. It's a family business owned by Thor Hieney and his lovely wife, Ima Hieney. Their son, Big Red Hieney tends the vineyard



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May 12, 2015
Monterey Peninsula
OK, long wondered about this: Wouldn't it be worse to be down Schitt's creek without a paddle? If you're up creek, you can float back down, unless it's a tidal creek, but then you have only to wait.



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Sep 14, 2015
If I recall, Pisa Schitt was very close to the Febranes and Otto-Luk families.
jpm - you are absolutely correct, down a creek is worse.