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shikano53

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1) No matter where you sit around a campfire or which direction the wind is blowing from, the smoke will always blow into your eyes...
2) ?

 

gtclark

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2) Never get involved in a land war in Asia
3) Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line
4) ?

 

shikano53

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10) Your motorcycle will always break down at two o'clock in the morning in a torrential downpour, 100 miles from the closest human habitation.

11) Your wife will only sit on the motorcycle handlebars with a flashlight duct taped to her helmet if you PROMISE her a trip to Hawaii

12)If you recant on your promise to take her to Hawaii you WILL spend 3 months in a hospital having your anatomy put back in the correct order.

13) If you tell your 5 year old grandson that you will give him a dollar if he pees on the electric, cattle fence, YOU will pay him one hundred dollars to not tell grandma about the incident.

 

cobguy

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Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

 
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