A Warmer, Fuzzier Criminal Element?

[jaytex1969]

Police in Braintree, Massachusetts, asked residents “to hold off” all criminal activity until the extreme heat is over.
:crazy:

 

[danimalia]

“Folks. Due to the extreme heat, we are asking anyone thinking of doing criminal activity to hold off until Monday,” the department wrote on Facebook. “It is straight up hot as soccer balls out there. Conducting criminal activity, in this extreme heat is next level henchmen status, and also very dangerous.”

The quote is delightful.

 

[verporchting]

Braintree. Nuff said.

 

[ashdigger]

Uh, you forgot "literate".

 

[mikethompson]

Hot as soccer balls is a new one on me.

 

[haparnold]

There's actually a positive correlation between heat and crime.

 

[elbert]

There was an escaped inmate in Kentucky in January of 2014. He turned himself back in to authorities not long after; the windchill was -18°.

 

[mawnansmiff]

This could apply to Braintree in Essex (just North of London).
The kind of place one visits only the once vowing never to return.
Regards,
Jay.